No, really
Merlin here.
I don't think y'all really understand the severity of the whisker problem.
Look at this. Click to biggify if you need to.
My whiskers are little stubs! This is HORRIBLE. The little bugger.
5.04.2007
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Hello! I'm Merlin. I live in Memphis with my Mom, a woofie named Max, and my little brother Dobby. I like to watch birdies outside my window and get my belly rubbed. I have stripes. Welcome to my blog.
27 Meows:
Poor Merlin! Hopefully Dobby will grow out of that stage and your handsome whiskers will grow back.
Kaze
You might have to put the bitey on Dobby to get him to stop.
Lock the little B*st%rd in the closet! OSCAR CAMERON, YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! Sorry, sheesh can I get at least a little privacy woman?! Now where was I? Oh yes, the little bugger. Lock him in the Chamber of Secrets. Now that the Basalisk (yes, I spelled that wrong, I'm a cat) is dead and He Who Cannot Be Named is residing elsewhere, I hear that it's empty!
Sorry to the Harry Potter references. Mom's a FANATIC (lunatic) for an old broad! And I know all the movies and books ( she reads them to me all the time). I just can't help myself.
Poor Merlin! Maybe if you join the hairclub for men, you can get some whisker extensions. Just until they grow back.
Poor Merlin! Of course Bubbles thinks this is hilarious. He is showing off his whiskers right now.
Madness is reading this with interest. I think she just got and idea. Poor Bubbles.
is you ok Merlin? does you walk into the walls or anyfing? that's just really WEIRD.
Oh dear. I must admit I underestimated the damage. Really, I think you need to take action as the older cat here. Put him in his place.
laffin an laffin, daisy ... da hair club fer men!
no, reelee merl ... i'm sorree abowt da whisker sichyooashun. will dey grow back?
u look hansum wid or widowt long whiskerz!
luv--yer grate frend--jh
I'm looking back and forth between your profile photo and the picture of you now and it's clear that the little guy really did a job on your whiskers. I think you should give him a whap on the head if he starts trying to munch on your manly whiskers any more. I hope they grow back soon.
Oh my! Merlin, can you give him a wap the next time he chews on the whiskers? It is one thing to groom you, chew on whiskers is not good.
what about lee press on whiskers? do they make those? poor baby!
smiles, auntie bee
Ooo, Dobby! Yur poor whiskers Merlin! Why did ya let him do it?????
How very strange of Dobby to do that! Of course, we each have our quirky little ways, but this is a new one on me!
Run and hide, Merlin!
Just think of it as a crew-cut for summer. Sigh, that's the best I can do!
Poor Merlin!
I've never heard of this in a cat...
here I was, a few months ago, afraid you wouldn't even let the little bugger close to you, and now look...
Do they do whisker weaves?
Oh poor Merlin, yoo will haf to be reely keerfull cuz yoo could get stuck in narrow places. Yer whiskers will be saying, "Yup it's ok, yoo can fit through here" but reely yoo can't. Hope they grow back again.
Oh poor Merlin. Wow, you had better listen to Eric & Flynn - you wouldn't want to get stuck somewhere. You still look handsome though.
Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
Oh, WEIRD. I've never heard of this happening! The poor guy.
You still look handsome Merlin.Yet it's very strange that Dobby does this.
Oh. My. God. *Sophia passes out*
Two words--
Miracle-Gro
OMGosh, Merlin! Lol, guess it's not that funny, but hey, maybe he'll stop now that he has nothing left to chew on. ??
Oh, that's just WRONG! I hope you haven't been bumping into walls or anything.
That's terrible that he chews on your whiskers. You NEED those! We don't know how we would know if it was safe to enter a place if our whiskers didn't tell us how wide we were!
YIKES!
Merlin, you MUST let the little guy know who is boss here! Give a good whack with a claw-extended paw the next time he dares even get CLOSE to your whiskers.
~Jake
Oh dear. First, you are still a handsome Big Man Cat. Even if you had no whisters you'd look great.
Second, bop that little booger right on the nose next time. Mommy had a little brother and she said sometimes they need a reminder whose the boss.
Don't worry, Merlin, they will grow back. I just have teeny tiny whiskers, and I don't mind!
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