5.04.2007

No, really

Merlin here.

I don't think y'all really understand the severity of the whisker problem.

Look at this. Click to biggify if you need to.


My whiskers are little stubs! This is HORRIBLE. The little bugger.

27 Meows:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase meowed...

Poor Merlin! Hopefully Dobby will grow out of that stage and your handsome whiskers will grow back.

Kaze

Riley & Tiki meowed...

You might have to put the bitey on Dobby to get him to stop.

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat meowed...

Lock the little B*st%rd in the closet! OSCAR CAMERON, YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! Sorry, sheesh can I get at least a little privacy woman?! Now where was I? Oh yes, the little bugger. Lock him in the Chamber of Secrets. Now that the Basalisk (yes, I spelled that wrong, I'm a cat) is dead and He Who Cannot Be Named is residing elsewhere, I hear that it's empty!

Sorry to the Harry Potter references. Mom's a FANATIC (lunatic) for an old broad! And I know all the movies and books ( she reads them to me all the time). I just can't help myself.

Daisy meowed...

Poor Merlin! Maybe if you join the hairclub for men, you can get some whisker extensions. Just until they grow back.

Cecilia & The 2Bs meowed...

Poor Merlin! Of course Bubbles thinks this is hilarious. He is showing off his whiskers right now.
Madness is reading this with interest. I think she just got and idea. Poor Bubbles.

The Meezers meowed...

is you ok Merlin? does you walk into the walls or anyfing? that's just really WEIRD.

Monica meowed...

Oh dear. I must admit I underestimated the damage. Really, I think you need to take action as the older cat here. Put him in his place.

jeter harris meowed...

laffin an laffin, daisy ... da hair club fer men!
no, reelee merl ... i'm sorree abowt da whisker sichyooashun. will dey grow back?
u look hansum wid or widowt long whiskerz!
luv--yer grate frend--jh

Karen Jo meowed...

I'm looking back and forth between your profile photo and the picture of you now and it's clear that the little guy really did a job on your whiskers. I think you should give him a whap on the head if he starts trying to munch on your manly whiskers any more. I hope they grow back soon.

Derby meowed...

Oh my! Merlin, can you give him a wap the next time he chews on the whiskers? It is one thing to groom you, chew on whiskers is not good.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) meowed...

what about lee press on whiskers? do they make those? poor baby!

smiles, auntie bee

Catzee meowed...

Ooo, Dobby! Yur poor whiskers Merlin! Why did ya let him do it?????

Lux meowed...

How very strange of Dobby to do that! Of course, we each have our quirky little ways, but this is a new one on me!

Run and hide, Merlin!

Parker meowed...

Just think of it as a crew-cut for summer. Sigh, that's the best I can do!

Morgen meowed...

Poor Merlin!
I've never heard of this in a cat...
here I was, a few months ago, afraid you wouldn't even let the little bugger close to you, and now look...

Do they do whisker weaves?

Eric and Flynn meowed...

Oh poor Merlin, yoo will haf to be reely keerfull cuz yoo could get stuck in narrow places. Yer whiskers will be saying, "Yup it's ok, yoo can fit through here" but reely yoo can't. Hope they grow back again.

sammawow-china cat-willow meowed...

Oh poor Merlin. Wow, you had better listen to Eric & Flynn - you wouldn't want to get stuck somewhere. You still look handsome though.

Purrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Sarah meowed...

Oh, WEIRD. I've never heard of this happening! The poor guy.

Ariel meowed...

You still look handsome Merlin.Yet it's very strange that Dobby does this.

DK & The Fluffies meowed...

Oh. My. God. *Sophia passes out*

Lois Grebowski meowed...

Two words--

Miracle-Gro

Emma's Kat meowed...

OMGosh, Merlin! Lol, guess it's not that funny, but hey, maybe he'll stop now that he has nothing left to chew on. ??

Millie meowed...

Oh, that's just WRONG! I hope you haven't been bumping into walls or anything.

Skeeter & LC meowed...

That's terrible that he chews on your whiskers. You NEED those! We don't know how we would know if it was safe to enter a place if our whiskers didn't tell us how wide we were!

YIKES!

Jake and Bathsheba meowed...

Merlin, you MUST let the little guy know who is boss here! Give a good whack with a claw-extended paw the next time he dares even get CLOSE to your whiskers.

~Jake

Name: Mr. Hendrix meowed...

Oh dear. First, you are still a handsome Big Man Cat. Even if you had no whisters you'd look great.
Second, bop that little booger right on the nose next time. Mommy had a little brother and she said sometimes they need a reminder whose the boss.

Dragonheart meowed...

Don't worry, Merlin, they will grow back. I just have teeny tiny whiskers, and I don't mind!